{"mails":[{"id":"fun-friday","from":"VK Sir","addr":"vk.sir@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Mandatory Fun Friday is mandatory","when":"Today 9:02 AM","body":["Team,","Fun Friday is back. Attendance is mandatory and will be tracked by the attendance app.","Fun begins at 7:30 PM, after quota, and ends when I say so. Dress code: smart casual, but synergistic.","Smiles will be counted.","VK Sir\nChief Vision Architect"]},{"id":"password","from":"IT Helpdesk","addr":"it@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Your password expires in 0 days","when":"Today 8:47 AM","body":["Dear User,","Please change your password today. It must have 14 characters, a symbol, a number, a haiku and none of your last 40 passwords.","Do not write it on a sticky note. We can see the sticky note.","IT Helpdesk\n(Ramesh)"]},{"id":"pigeon","from":"Facilities","addr":"facilities@hisynpro.intra","subject":"AC unit: pigeon update","when":"Today 8:15 AM","body":["Hello 3rd floor,","The pigeon living in the AC unit has been given the title of Director. Please do not feed Director Sharma.","He has had his annual review and is exceeding expectations.","Facilities"]},{"id":"goose","from":"VK Sir","addr":"vk.sir@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Goose Strategy (slides attached)","when":"Yesterday 11:58 PM","body":["Friends,","The goose flies in a V because every goose has a target. Slide 47 explains the V. Slides 1 to 46 explain why you need slide 47.","Please read all 112 slides before stand-up.","Attachment: GooseStrategy_FINAL_v9.ppt (18 MB, removed by IT)","VK Sir"]},{"id":"leave","from":"HR","addr":"hr@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Updated leave policy (please read)","when":"Yesterday 6:30 PM","body":["Dear Associate,","Leave can now be applied for 90 days in advance and is approved 91 days after.","Sick leave needs a note from your doctor and a note from your doctor's manager.","Regards,\nHR (Human Resources and Retention)"]},{"id":"canteen","from":"Canteen","addr":"canteen@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Today's menu","when":"Yesterday 11:00 AM","body":["Lunch: rajma chawal.","Dinner (at 9): rajma chawal, reheated with passion.","Chai: available until the quota is met. Then also available.","Canteen Committee"]},{"id":"audit","from":"Compliance","addr":"compliance@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Reminder: the audit is always","when":"Monday 4:12 PM","body":["This is a reminder that the audit is not an event. It is a state of mind.","Please keep your desk drawer closed and your binder labelled.","Ms. Thakkar-Banerjee\nCompliance Auditor"]},{"id":"eotd","from":"HR","addr":"hr@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Employee of the Day nominations","when":"Monday 10:05 AM","body":["Nominate a colleague who lives our values: Dream. Dial. Disrupt. Dinner at 9.","Self-nominations are encouraged. They are also noted.","HR"]},{"id":"maintenance","from":"IT Helpdesk","addr":"it@hisynpro.intra","subject":"Scheduled maintenance tonight","when":"Monday 9:30 AM","body":["The network will be down from 2:00 AM to 2:05 AM for a server reboot.","Ramesh will unplug the server and plug it back in. Please do not stand near Ramesh.","IT Helpdesk"]}]}